I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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