how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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