**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
