just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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