Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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