Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
This gyro tastes like lonliness
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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