Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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