sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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