He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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