she looked like the before picture.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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