i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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