I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...