wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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