Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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