I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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