pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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