Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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