Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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