you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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