Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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