"it" just moved
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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