Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home