Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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