reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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