i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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