Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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