I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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