I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize