Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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