If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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