similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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