Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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