I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Randomize
