there was a trapeze. enough said
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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