My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just high enough for therapy.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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