nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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