He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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