At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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