once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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