you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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