Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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