I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
