I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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