Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
This house was built for laser tag.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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