I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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