He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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