Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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