Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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