Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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