Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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