Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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