I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize