idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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