the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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