sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Houston, we have a blender
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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