Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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