Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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